...with sincere apologies to Clement
Clarke Moore
’Twas
the week before Christmas, when all through the land
Not a computer was working as there was no broadband.
The software was loaded, wires connected with care,
In hopes that Bell, Time Warner or Verizon soon would be there.
Not a computer was working as there was no broadband.
The software was loaded, wires connected with care,
In hopes that Bell, Time Warner or Verizon soon would be there.
The
children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of a new iPad danced in their heads;
Unable to Tweet, Twitter or Facebook
Dad could order neither iPad nor Nook
While visions of a new iPad danced in their heads;
Unable to Tweet, Twitter or Facebook
Dad could order neither iPad nor Nook
When
out on the driveway two trucks pulled in,
We sprang to our windows to investigate the din.
We sprang to our windows to investigate the din.
The
LEDs reflecting on the new-fallen snow
Gave the luster of high-tech to everything below.
When, what should appear to my wondering eye,
But one rep from Bell and the other, a cable guy,
Gave the luster of high-tech to everything below.
When, what should appear to my wondering eye,
But one rep from Bell and the other, a cable guy,
More
punctual that most, with tool belts they came,
Both knocked on the door and asked for our name:
“No Smith, Jones or Johnson do we have on our lists
Are you sure that dispatch might not have missed?”
Both knocked on the door and asked for our name:
“No Smith, Jones or Johnson do we have on our lists
Are you sure that dispatch might not have missed?”
A
quick call to the office confirmed our plight
and
they both said they could set things right.
They
spoke no more, but went straight to their work,
One checked the phone line the other gave a smirk,
“That’s old tech” he explained,
One checked the phone line the other gave a smirk,
“That’s old tech” he explained,
“Cable
is better for the internet to be sustained.”
Back
and forth they argued well into the night
While
my wife and I feared going on line was getting out of sight.
And
then, in a twinkling, we heard up above
The clanking of a ladder and someone shout “Shove!”
The clanking of a ladder and someone shout “Shove!”
As we
drew in our heads, and were turning around,
Down the chimney the DirectTV man came with a bound.
Down the chimney the DirectTV man came with a bound.
He
was dressed all in blue, from head to toe,
And his face indicated that he was someone in the know
And his face indicated that he was someone in the know
A bundle of tools he had flung on his back,
A drill and saw and of course a spare battery pack.
He
spoke not a word, but went straight to his work
And installed a new dish, receiver and one added perk
And installed a new dish, receiver and one added perk
A new
satellite modem was part of the deal
Internet
for only $150 a month, what a steal.
This
will bring your modem back he inferred;
It
not too late to order on line he assured.
So we
logged on to Amazon and the iPad we did find
Compete with free shipping fromUPS ,
oh how kind.
Compete with free shipping from
With
our broadband back we were both in awe
And
bought most everything on line that we saw.
There
were tablets, iPods and a new smart TV,
A laptop,
cell phone and of course a Blue Ray DVD .
As
the three went to their trucks and were driving away
“Don’t
forget the extra batteries” we heard them all say.